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You're not very nice.

You little shit.

And this is my current thrill.

"Be my thrill,

Be my one,

My day in the sun,

My little pop gun,

The best thing I've done"

:) the whole song is such a cute way of saying be mine!

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What if the last time that you took a peep inside yourself was a long time ago. When you look again, you barely recognize yourself.

Like leaving home and returning to find that while you're gone, somebody had rearrange your furniture.

Houston, we have a problem.

OK, so let's stop being so irresponsible.

Stop dressing up yourself with words if you're not entirely sure of their meanings.

Don't jump at any chance of giving opinions if you're not thorough with your research. Just stop being too opinionated on every single thing if you're just too lazy to find out the truth of things. Because you, with your overzealous facebook status, penchant for drama, and yearn for attention have just unwittingly spread half truths.

Dude, if you want to complaint, or shout to the whole world about something you should at least have the decency to double check the facts from all angle.

This applies to politics, religion, history and other people. If you're not sure of the truth, or you're too lazy to doublecheck the correct fact, or you're simply too thick to tone down the sensitivities behind your statement, then just shut your foul mouth, thank you very much.

If you're such a bloody attention seeker that you just have to say something- just anything, to get people's attention, then can't you just talk about yourself?

Do you have any idea how many other thick heads out there that might just believe what you say eventhough what you said doesn't even come close to accurate.Then they'll spread what you said, themselves never bothering to crosscheck the infromation. It'll be a never ending chain of inaccuracies.

Heck, for all we know, you're also parroting someone else's sentiment. One which you have totally taken out of context at that!

That's just so bloody irresponsible. It'll be like the blind leading the blind.

Give me a break.

So, how different are you from gossipmongers huh?

Not very.

Mmnyum, this is smooth chocolate sir. Now I'll be singing to this the whole day.

"it's the magical mystery kind,must be a lie

Bye Bye to the too good to be true kind of love

Oh oh I could die,

Oh now, I could die."

You.

Such a tacky fake.

Too poor of an imitation,

it actually took me a while to figure out what you're trying to resemble.

Dude, you understood what we were trying to say perfectly well. You just enjoy being a language bourgeois.

The doctor we had today suggested quite sarcastically, that we each buy a copy of Warner and Martin English grammar and composition (-"Students, that is 'and' as in A-N-D," ) before he went on to remark that he has an aunt and uncle living in Malaysia-like you people. However, unlike you people they can speak fluently but that's probably because they came from India.

Ouuch! yes okkaay we have room for improvements, a whole Sahara of room in fact.Point taken, nice sarcasm by the way doc. A very nice way of making us acutely aware of your mistakes in turn. Keep it up.

In yet another error that he picked up. Or thought he did:

"Don't say patient is married with five children, what? Do you mean to say she married five children?" *smirks*

What I wished we had said in reply: (and which of course, we'll only have the guts to say in our dreams)

"Well, if you want to put it that way-No sir, we really mean that she's married with five children. She did not married five children because she's actually married to her husband with whom she had those five children." *smirks back*

What we actually said in reply:

"Ooo, ok, then we'll say that she's married and have five children" *no smirk*

Then in the middle of swelling discussion we had an argument about the consistency of tennis ball- whether it is soft (says him) or hard (says us)

"You know tennis ball?"

"Yes, we do know tennis ball sir, the green one. Not soft"

"Tennis ball!We're talking about tennis ball not the badminton ball"

OK, He meant shuttlecock right? or birdie? But maybe that's because he's from India? -_-"